5 Things That Won’t Be in a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Movie
November 5, 2014 - Fifty Shades of Grey
(Universal Pictures) Sadly, we still have to wait until Valentine’s Day to woe your boyfriends with tickets to see Fifty Shades of Grey. That leaves another 3 months to let your expectations build. To keep those expectations tempered, we did some digging. After a tighten reading of a trailer and some new news from Christian Grey himself, we do know of during slightest 5 things that WON’T be in a film.
2. Believable DialogueFrumpy garments and a ponytail = totally uninteresting chairman not value articulate to, FYI. (That’s a film discourse homogeneous of someone withdrawal a unhappy face emoji as their Facebook status.)
3. Body Hair So smooth.
4. Table Manners
This is a demeanour that says, “What a hell? Please don’t hurt me while we’re perplexing to have a good dish with my parents. Gross.”
Sorry, everyone, though Jamie Dornan, aka Christian Grey, recently pennyless a news that full frontal was out of a question. As he told The Observer, “There were certain contracts in place that pronounced viewers wouldn’t be saying my, um… todger.” (“Todger” is grand for wiener, by a way.)
You listened it from a male himself: Fifty Shades of Grey will be a todger-free zone.