a newly-released mouth dub of a trailer for a theoretically erotic, SM-themed Fifty Shades Of Grey. Not varying his tinge one iota from that that he used as Danny Tanner on ABC’s vaunted TGIF lineup, Saget vocally portrays both brooding nobleman Christian Grey and eager-to-learn college publisher Anastasia Steele, as a former indoctrinates a latter into an enticing-yet-threatening universe of bondage, blindfolds, and light aircraft.

By replacing a voices of Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with that of Bob Saget, a Fifty Shades Of Grey trailer now becomes scarcely uncelebrated from any given early 1990s part of America’s Funniest Home Videos. On that series, as viewers will remember, Saget regularly talked over clips of toddlers attack their fathers in a arm with Wiffle bats. Pain as spectacle, then, has always been a cornerstone of Bob Saget’s career. The Fifty Shades lip dub merely moves a movement from a backyard to a boudoir, creates a assault conscious rather than accidental, and removes children from a equation altogether. The makers of a video, Mashable’s “funny video” specialists The Watercooler, uncover excellent patience by not adding farfetched animation sound effects to a proceedings, with a difference of one subtle, beautiful conveyor “ding!” supposing by Mr. Saget himself.

[via Mashable]