Decoding a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Trailer: A Journey of Sex and GIFs
August 13, 2014 - Fifty Shades of Grey
The trailer for a energetically expected (by some) film instrumentation of bestselling Twilight fanfic Fifty Shades of Grey has arrived—complete with a new Beyoncé chronicle of “Crazy in Love”—and, thankfully for you, we’re here to assistance beam we by it.
Yes, if we hadn’t heard, Fifty Shades of Grey is E.L. James’ story of a virtuous Anastasia Steele, who meets a not-so-virginal Christian Grey, and has some SM-y sex with him. But of march a film trailer can’t unequivocally uncover all a unwashed deeds, so we set out to decode it.
Anastasia’s cardigan-floral symbol down combo …
These panoply strongly indicate that Anastasia (played by Dakota Johnson) is a virgin/is not carrying any sex.
What does it mean, sex-wise? No sex.
Elevator doors shutting …
Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) watches Anastasia get into an elevator. Looks are exchanged.
What does it mean, sex-wise? Maybe sorta kinda meditative about sex.
This heated demeanour …
Anastasia says, “that contingency be unequivocally boring,” in response to Christian’s avowal that he “exercises control in all things.” He gives her this look. He is many positively meditative about sex.
What does it mean, sex-wise? Definitely meditative about sex.
This lick …
Sex might not be function yet, though it’s going to happen.
What does it mean, sex-wise? Sex is really on a table.
A bedroom stage …
The chairman who cut this trailer wants we to know that Anastasia and Christian are now creation love.
What does it mean, sex-wise? Sex, of some sort, is occurring.
Under a list leg touching …
Anastasia and Christian get into some critical leg-touching. But they’re in public!
What does it mean, sex-wise? No sex in this instant, though they’re really carrying lots of sex elsewhere.
What does it mean, sex-wise? Yes. The sex is happening. In a sex room.
In other words: