‘Fifty Shades’ Trailer Voiced by ‘Full House’s’ Bob Saget Is Like Hearing Your …

May 9, 2015 - Fifty Shades of Grey

The former Tanner family primogenitor plays both lead roles in a Jamie Dornan-Dakota Johnson passionate teaser

Whether we found “Fifty Shades of Grey” arousing or not, you’re certain to find a latest incarnation starring Bob Saget as voluptuous as hair on soap.

In a new chronicle of a film’s central trailer, a “Full House” father figure voices both Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson‘s roles, as a pure Anastasia Steel is coaxed into corporate titan Christian Grey’s freaky-deaky world.

You haven’t lived until you’ve listened Saget seductively recite lines like “My tastes are really singular,” before embarking on a array of indifferent moans, grunts and groans of what one can usually assume is ecstasy?

On second thought, maybe we don’t need to live after all.

Through a rest of a trailer, coquettish come-ons mix with slurping sounds during bedroom and conveyor make-outs to form a kind of kind passionate innuendo not seen given Woody and Soon-Yi.

Watch a video here.

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