‘Game of Thrones’ Scorecard: Episode 7.02, ‘Stormborn’
July 24, 2017 - Fifty Shades of Grey
This “Game of Thrones” contention is created by someone who has examination George R.R. Martin’s books (as good as a occasional fan speculation on summary boards), yet a mainstay will customarily usually plead events that have happened on HBO’s televised version. Please honour these bounds should we select to attend in a comments section.
Episode 7.02, ‘Stormborn’
FINAL SCORE: Violence 36, Sex 13
(Scoring is typically one indicate per murdering or instance of nudity, yet a reviewer pot a right to endowment reward points for style.)
Totals: One offensive medical procession during Dr. Tarly’s Experimental Unlicensed Outpatient Clinic; one subterranean throttle slam; one seaborne mélée featuring a following: one soldier dejected by a nasty corvus, one blade thrown into a face, one damaged dart driven into a Sand Snake’s guts, another Sand Snake choked with her possess whip, some assertive terrain dental achieved with a dagger, one eager groin-stabbing, and approximately 26 some-more conflict deaths (this series is theme to overnight review).
Notes: As discussed in prior episodes with vast conflict scenes, we typically usually count tangible deaths that are shown on-screen. I’ve attempted estimating before, yet there’s simply not adequate income in a recapping diversion to clear perplexing to solve a Fermi problem twice a season. Anyway, we counted 31 deaths by dual viewings, and awarded 5 reward points for range and style.
Totals: Two butts and one span of breasts revealed en track to what HAD to be unable cunnilingus (I’m sorry, yet a Unsullied training to perform verbal sex is NOT canon). One lesbian makeout event interrupted by fiery cannonball. Hot Pie pronounced Arya was flattering (there’s a shifting scale for Hot Pie).
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