Fifty Shades Of Grey would be called, what would we guess? No peeking during the Hollywood Reporter essay announcing a project. That’s cheating. Okay, go:

Dirty Movie?

Sorry, National Lampoon already did that.

Grey Chicks?

What? That doesn’t even make sense.

Don’t Be A Menace To Your Inner Goddess While Drinking White Wine In A Helicopter?

That could work, though no. It will called Fifty Shades Of Black, and Wayans will write, star in, and furnish a film, with A Haunted House and A Haunted House 2 writer Rick Alvarez trustworthy to co-write a book and Michael Tiddes, also of A Haunted House and A Haunted House 2, set to direct. “Sex and comedy go palm in hand, and I’m looking brazen to carrying fun with this project,” Wayans says, adding, “I’m unequivocally happy to be doing what we adore with people we adore to do it with. That double entendre was intentional.”

Fifty Shades Of Black is approaching to strike theaters early in 2016. A sequel, also called Fifty Shades Darker, is all though inevitable.