Nerd rewrites Fifty Shades of Grey, creates it forever better
May 21, 2016 - Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades of Grey is a informative materialisation – there’s no denying that. Part of it comes from a fact that ladies usually could not stop vehemence about it, pushing direct for a trilogy by a roof, and partial of it comes from a fact that it’s one of a many spoofed cocktail enlightenment sensations out there.
The array of comedians, late night hosts, brands and readers who have combined their possess stupid takes on a array is unfit to count and we’ve seen some severely extraordinary efforts, namely from Ellen DeGeneres.
However, it wasn’t until recently that we detected an ongoing Fifty Shades of Grey satire with a ability to make us giggle continuously. That’s right, this isn’t a one time usually deal, it’s for life! Or until a creator gets bored/runs out of ideas.
Introducing 50 Nerds of Grey, a best Twitter comment on a web. Recounting a story of Mr. Grey from a eyes of a nerd to 250K followers, @50nerdsofgrey will shortly have we bending and amatory it. Here are usually a few of a gems we can design to see from this mastermind:
‘I’ve been a really bad girl,’ she said, satirical her lip. ‘I need to be punished.’
‘Very well,’ he pronounced and commissioned Windows 10 on her laptop.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
‘So,’ he asked, divulgence a make timber between his legs, ‘Are we prepared to play?’
‘Play what?’ she asked, nervously.
‘Quidditch!’ he said.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 26, 2016
‘Do we wish a happy ending?’ she asked, massaging his back.
‘Yes please’ he replied.
‘OK’ she pronounced ‘Jon Snow’s still alive.’#GameofThrones
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016
‘Make me feel used, unwashed and ashamed! she begged.
‘Ok,’ he pronounced and took her to a Apple Store.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016
‘How do we feel about chains?’ she whispered, rub-down his chest.
He gulped. ‘I utterly like Pizza Hut though I’m not so penetrating on McDonalds.’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
‘Do we have protection?’ she asked.
‘Of course’ he said. ‘I’ve got my Captain America defense and I’m wearing my underpants on a outside.’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 14, 2016
‘I’m all yours tonight!’ she cried, ‘Do something to me you’d never routinely brave do to a woman!’
‘All right’ he said, and done eye contact.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
We’re usually watchful for this to be a movie!