Size Does Matter: "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Wine Just Got Bigger And Better
September 22, 2014 - Fifty Shades of Grey
Warning: we will try and refrain from creation continual distance and girth puns while essay this post.
“Fifty Shades Of Grey” wine has been on a marketplace for a few years now, though E.L. James, a author of a book series, has upped a ante for those of us who imagination a … bigger specimen. Now, E.L.’s really possess Red Satin blend, desirous by a intrigue and passion between a trilogy’s categorical characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, will be offering in a singular edition, 3-liter bottle. Equal in volume to 4 customary drink bottles, a “Fifty Shades of Grey” Red Satin Collector’s Edition includes a hand-engraved bottle embellished by artisans in Napa Valley, California, and is hand-dipped in a red prohibited polish seal. FANCY.
The bottle was creatively combined as a present for E.L. following her time with a winemaking team, with whom she assisted in consistent a booze. She desired a drink so much, she’s creation it accessible all of her excitable fans! Just in time for a holidays, a “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Red Satin Collector’s Edition is available to order for a initial 250 U.S. purchasers between now and Sep 30, 2014. All orders will boat by Dec 15.
This way, when the film comes out on Valentine’s Day, you’ll already be prepared to see super-sized versions of tasty things we wish in the mouths. I’M SORRY, we HAD TO.