Top 5 Worst Movies of 2015 Include ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ ‘By a Sea’: Find …
December 23, 2015 - Fifty Shades of Grey
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in your comfy film museum chair and watch a trailer for an arriving film that can usually be described as a cut of awful. Instinctively, we whisper-yell to a chairman sitting subsequent you, “There is no approach I’m saying that!” Well, we did see it. In a entirety, appreciate we really much. Here are a worst* of a year’s offerings. (* = we skipped Jem and a Holograms and Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Road Chip).
Stop your whining, Anastasia Steele. You don’t even know what it is to be in pain. You. Don’t. Even. Know. We were a ones who suffered by a passionless, anticlimactic instrumentation of a eccentric bestseller. Starring Jamie Dornan as a determined millionaire Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as his nubile plaything, a flabby play incited out to be a singular shade of blah. And to think: We still have dual some-more installments to go. Oh, ruin no.
4. Fantastic Four
Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara and Jamie Bell are 4 of a many sparkling immature talents in a business. How formidable is it to take this expel and put them in a median decent superhero flick? The answer is very. The 4 of them event by an disjointed broken — partially set in outdoor space — that has a cultured of an eighth class scholarship project. Judging from Mara’s few appalling blonde wig, this film was reshot repeatedly. It should have only been tossed in a garbage.
3. Hot Pursuit
Let’s only contend this will not go down as a film that modernized a Power Women in Film movement. Reese Witherspoon is a concerned patrolman who escorts Sofia Vergara opposite a dried to a building to attest opposite blah blah blah. (The writers were not large on plot). The offensively reticent — and excruciatingly unfunny — comedy is radically an forgive for Vergara to scream and saunter around in high heels and a T-shirt that would be too tiny for a 4-year-old. Legally Blonde 3: The Pink Awakens can’t get here shortly enough.
It’s a strong comfortless day when Cameron Crowe — a talent who gave us Say Anything…, Jerry Maguire and Almost Famous — botches a rom-com set in Hawaii. (Heck, even Adam Sandler once got it right.) Instead of a sad boy-meets-girl lark, we contingency make do with a invulnerability executive (Bradley Cooper) partnering with a part-Asian warrior commander (Emma Stone) (seriously, Emma Stone) to stop a satellite launch while still pining for his now-married ex (Rachel McAdams). Ay. Crowe might have had us during Aloha, though he mislaid us with a involved and charmless story.
1. By a Sea
“I smell fish,” Angelina Jolie sneers to her father (Brad Pitt) on environment feet onto a beachside review in Malta. That’s since your film stinks!!! Directed and created by Jolie, it’s a lethal grave story of a former dancer and a blocked author sulking around a paradise. Somehow we’re ostensible to empathize this rich, beautiful, married couple. Or caring about them. Or something. At slightest a lifeless play gives us plenty time to contemplate because Jolie and Pitt motionless to put all their chips on this plan (and give adult their honeymoon to film it, no less). Jennifer Aniston wins 2015!
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