Twitter comment parodying Fifty Shades of Grey is a biggest thing that ever was, ever will be
May 5, 2016 - Fifty Shades of Grey
It is believed that good novel inspires and spawns many, many more.
It is however, a widely-known though little-acknowledged fact that terrible ‘literature’ gives birth to usually as many deceived souls.
For a uninitiated, a Twilight series chronicled a lives of a 17-year-old lady and an approximately 100-year-old vampire who tumble in adore and move a half-vampire-half-human child into this world. There’s more, a child turns out to be a ‘soulmate’ of a werewolf who was formerly in adore with a tellurian mommy, Bella.
That such a plotline lead to a birth of a many disfigured and disturbingly-violent storyline for nymphomaniacs and about nymphomaniacs is frequency surprising.
But what is still some-more startling is that for once, a speculation that terrible illuminated begets terrible lit, has been totally shattered.
The memes, cartoons, spoofs and write-ups that have followed have been shockingly refreshing. The primary of these is 50 Nerds of Grey, a Twitter hoop that is hellbent on branch a account from something pretentious and spiritless into something unequivocally value reading and not during all vomit-inducing.
‘I’ve been a unequivocally bad girl,’ she said, satirical her lip. ‘I need to be punished.’
‘Very well,’ he pronounced and commissioned Windows 10 on her laptop.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
When she found out he worked in technical support, it unequivocally incited her on.
Then it incited her off.
Then it incited her on again.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) May 3, 2016
“Don’t reason back,” she begged, “I like it rough!”
“OK,” he said. “I hurl a 9 so you’re trapped in a cave with a six-headed troll.”
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) May 1, 2016
‘Ouch!’ he cried in pain as her palm swiped right opposite his face.
‘I’m sorry,’ she said. ‘I suspicion we were still on Tinder.’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 23, 2016
‘Make me feel used, unwashed and ashamed! she begged.
‘Ok,’ he pronounced and took her to a Apple Store.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016
‘How do we feel about chains?’ she whispered, rub-down his chest.
He gulped. ‘I utterly like Pizza Hut though I’m not so penetrating on McDonalds.’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
‘I adore listening to a male who can make me feel unfortunate and humiliated,’ she said, squirming.
‘All right,’ he said, and called IT support.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016
“I can’t take any more!” she cried, tired after 3 hours focussed over a desk.
It was no good, she usually couldn’t remember her password.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 30, 2016
They attempted it station up, sitting down and focussed over a kitchen list though it was no good – they usually couldn’t get a decent wi-fi signal.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
He was heavily into BDSM – Batman, Daredevil, Superman and Mr Fantastic.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 31, 2016
‘Harder!’ she screamed, ‘Harder!’
‘All right,’ he said. ‘What’s a block base of 9 times twelve divided by 6 indicate 3 recurring?’
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016
‘Punish me!’ she cried desperately, ‘Make me humour like usually a genuine male can!’
‘Very well,’ he replied, and left a toilet chair adult . . .
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016
Edited by Blassy Boben