Welp, ​Jamie Dornan’s Penis Will Not Be in Fifty Shades of Grey

November 3, 2014 - Fifty Shades of Grey

Welp, Jamie Dornan's Penis Will Not Be in Fifty Shades of Grey

People. It’s time to reassess either or not we really wish to go and see a Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Jamie Dornan will be in a film. His dick, however, will not.

In an talk with The Guardian, Dornan reveals that he doesn’t indeed consider he’s impossibly good-looking (um, okay), and how “no matter what happens” to his career, he’ll always be unapproachable of The Fall. And by “no matter what happens in my career,” I’m flattering certain he meant, “despite this Fifty Shades thing.” Turns out, he has a lot to say about Fifty Shades, which conjunction he nor his mother review before he landed a role.

“Yeah, there is a outrageous egghead arrogance about a book. And it comes from all a papers that we like to read. The Guardian is my home page on my laptop, and a other day we logged on innocently and there they were carrying a large go during a trailer for Fifty Shades and we was thinking: ‘Fuck, this is not good.'” He laughs. “But what can we do? we know because those kinds of papers would have preconceived ideas about what it is.”

When asked how striking a film is, he pauses, weighs his answer. “You wish to interest to as far-reaching an assembly as probable though grossing them out. You don’t wish to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic.”

So no sex then? “Sam is a really splendid woman, so there competence be some revealing elements to it, though we haven’t seen it during this stage, so it is tough for me to say. I’m wakeful of what we shot, and it wasn’t as if we shot a film though any action.”

Was he totally in a nude? “There were contracts in place that pronounced that viewers wouldn’t be saying my, um…”

Todger? He laughs. “Yeah, my todger.”

There we have it. A todger-less Fifty Shades. What IS this movie even?


source ⦿ http://jezebel.com/welp-jamie-dornans-penis-will-not-be-in-fifty-shades-1653842990

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